I thought it would be fun and cute and more efficient to establish a list of things that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber has done as reported in the media and explain it in terms of his three-part diagnosis:
- Unproductive: He has very poor executive functioning. Executive function includes such things as planning, executing plans, emotional control, and impulse control. It should be amply evident by now that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber has virtually zero skills in any of these domains.
- Malignant: This term reflects the addition of anti-social personality disorder or psychopathy symptoms to the predominant personality disorder, in this case, narcissism. Given his penchant for revenge, vindictiveness, cruelty, sadism, and obvious remorselessness, I’d say this is clear as well.
- Narcissistic personality disorder: Well, it speaks for itself. He is the textbook case of narcissism.
16 August, Narcissistic, Malignant, & Unproductive
Well gawllee! Gee whiz! And, shit, Batman! The Ol’ Pussy Grabber has scored a hat trick today! It is a veritable shit show triumvirate! The Ol’ Pussy Grabber got back to the WH after his “working” vacay in Bedminster, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, whiz, whiz, ignore the golfer behind the curtain, and immediately channeled Walt Whitman to declare America his real home! He can haz all the Russia investigations to be stopping now?
Then, he opened his ass, and guess what fell out? That’s right, a real shit sandwich with extra scat and a heaping side helping of super-sized feces! Oh boy, it’s great! You vomit in your plate!
Check this headline from The Atlantic’s website:
The president backtracked from his remarks on Charlottesville just a day earlier.
Seriously, some very fine people? He described white supremacists who beat members of the clergy with brass knuckles as very fine people? Then his staff fall all over themselves saying that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber walked out to the podium with the remarks they prepared for him and proceeded to pull a Crazy Ivan. He suddenly veered off script and into cray-cray land.
You know, when you speak extemporaneously you are showing us a window into your soul. Like Freud said, Behind every joke is a little bit of truth. This shit don’t fall out the void… it feel straight from his bile-filled spleen. He showed us the dark mildewy dripping lamprey infested void of a soul that he’s built this caricature of a human being around.
Breathe deep the nauseating fumes of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber via The Atlantic with some choice annotations.
What about the alt-left that came charging at, as you say, at the alt-right? Trump said. Do they have any semblance of guilt?
Fuck no, they don’t have any semblance of guilt. They don’t have any guilt at all. To paraphrase the father of one of the mo’fo’s, Nazis flourish when good people are silent. The people out there giving them what for were doing what any person would do when confronted by anything as abhorrent as the Ol’ Pussy Grabber.
I’ve condemned neo-Nazis. I’ve condemned many different groups. But not all of those people were neo-Nazis, believe me, he said.
Poutily “condemning” the alt-right, white supremacists, the KKK, neo-Nazis, and violent jackasses with a flat affect and a droning monotone like some eighth grader forced to apologize to the old man he was throwing rocks at — not like that was me or anything — is not the same as immediately vehemently condemning the murderer of a fine young woman and his friends and the hatred they spew. You don’t get points for that Milquetoast toast display of dog whistling.
You had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists, Trump said. The press has treated them absolutely unfairly.
You are right about that ya Ol’ Pussy Grabber! The KKK was there, too! But, the press has not treated these people badly enough. You are either agin ’em or you’re for ’em! To be agin ’em, you’ve gotta be demonstrably against them. Loud and proud against them. There can be no doubt of your opposition as demonstrated through your actions. And, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber certainly has failed that test.
You also had some very fine people on both sides, he said.
And that’s the money shot. That’s the line that will live in infamy! The one that gets the incredulous What the ever-loving fuck? And, like bad sex, it just doesn’t seem to stop, and even faking an orgasm — not that anyone ever could with the Ol’ Pussy Grabber, and doggamn me for even making the comparison!
Many of those people were there to protest the taking down of the statue of Robert E. Lee, Trump said. This week, it is Robert E. Lee. And I notice that Stonewall Jackson is coming down. I wonder, is it George Washington next? And is it Thomas Jefferson the week after? You know, you have to ask yourself, where does it stop?
No, you don’t have to ask that at all because half of your list were traitorous insurgents who fought for their god-given right to OWN fucking HUMAN BEINGS!
So, what aspects of his diagnosis drives this particular behavior? AoT,K!
Okay, this one is easy. The poor mo’fo’ couldn’t help himself. He got up to the podium and all those hours of suppressing his true feelings about his love of white supremacy came rushing out when he looked across that sea of unfair, liberal, fake press. He just had to tell them. He could not control his emotions or his impulse because he has no executive functioning skills.
You know he hates like 90% of the American public, right? He hates women. He’s a raping, narcissistic, misogynist. It don’t matter what he says. He feels inadequate as a man, and he hates women because of it. So, that’s about 50.8% of Americans right there.
Then there are the Blacks. You know he hates them. He’s openly siding with the white supremacists now. So, that’s 13.3% for a total of 64.1% of Americans that he hates.
Hispanics and hell, all the browns. He hates all the browns be they Hispanics, Mexicans, Arabs, Iranians, SE Asians, Hindus, you name it, he hates ’em if they is brown. Hispanics are 17.6% of the American public. We’ve got a running total now of 81.7%!
You know he hates disabled people, too, right? They make his narcissistic ass feel uncomfortable. He don’t know where to look or what to say. They are bad. That’s 19%, but some of them are women, and some are black, and some are brown. And, you throw in the Arabs and other lesser foreigners (those that aren’t rich and white), the poor, the chronically ill, and you’re bumping right up against 90% of the American population that he just hates and would gladly abuse.
He is torturing Heather Heyer’s family. He actually said this (on CNN): I’ll be reaching out. … I was very — I thought that the statement put out — the mother’s statement I thought was a beautiful statement. And, you’re thinking, he’s talking about her statements about her dying doing what she believed in and standing up for our values. Redemption? A sliver of humanity in that caricature? No. Of course not. He means himself. I thought putting out that statement to me was really something I won’t forget. She made a perfunctory statement of thanks for him condemning violence on both sides, so, of course, she made a statement to him about how wonderful he is.
Has he contacted them? No. Is he going to? One day. Yes. One day he will. Fuck him.
He’s gaslighting us… again. Gaslighting is torture. It is sadistic. First, he makes a statement condemning violence… on both sides. He gets called on it. That pissed him off because we were supposed to have been fooled by it. He was tricking us into believing he had condemned the violent racist assholes when he had just thinly spread a taint of blame over them and carefully slopped it on to the counter-protesters, too. That’s gaslighting.
Now, he comes out today and gaslights us again. He would have us believe a preposterous falsehood: Lee and Stonewall are equal to Washington and Jefferson! That’s gaslighting. Hell, Lee and Stonewall would both admit to being seditious bastards that are in no way comparable to Washington and Jefferson. He then sets up a straw man argument suggesting that we’ll be tearing down statues of Washington and Jefferson because they were slave owners.
There’s the easily seen and recognized narcissism: I thought putting out that statement to me was really something I won’t forget; or I own, actually, one of the largest wineries in the United States — it’s in Charlottesville. A true narcissist can only see things through the prism of how they affect him.
He was forced by the avalanche of criticism for his both sides comments to condemn the racists among us. It hurts him to be so misunderstood. His narcissistic wound is acting up again. He was tricking us, but we refused him. We rejected him. We didn’t see him as the consoler-in-chief, the uniter, the hater of violence that he told us he was. Can’t we see his magnificence? Can’t we see his deep wisdom? Can’t we see his needs? We have injured his narcissistic ego and we must pay for it. The fucking raging narcissist.
Gaslighting is the hallmark of the narcissist. They must define reality and truth in any relationship. Your interpretation cannot be tolerated and must be utterly destroyed. You must accept their version of the truth no matter how clearly it contradicts what actually happened. That’s what the Ol’ Pussy Grabber was doing at that podium. He can’t stand knowing that we didn’t fall for his gaslighting on Monday. He hated being forced to make statements he didn’t believe. So, he came out and tried to feed us some cock and bull lines.
11 August, Narcissistic & Malignant?
Y’all may or may not realize that I live in China, which is about 12 hours ahead of the east coast of the USofA. So, right now it is 2:18 PM here and 2:18 AM there. I wake up and the day’s news has already occurred. Some mornings, and this morning is one of them, it is like waking up after being out of touch for a month. I woke up this morning to the headline of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber THANKING Putangin for ousting US diplomats from Russia! He THANKED him. THANKED!
I don’t know if this is a symptom of weak executive skills, malignancy, or narcissism. It certainly is What the holy fuck? Amirite?
And, if that isn’t bad enough, he implies that Putangin has FIRED our diplomats! It is a dizzying thing to hear.
I want to thank him because we’re trying to cut down our payroll, and as far as I’m concerned, I’m very thankful that he let go of a large number of people because now we have a smaller payroll.
— The Ol’ Pussy Grabber
Talk about ass-scratching stuff.
When the Ol’ Pussy Grabber attacks an official in public like he has AG Jeff Sessions and now Senate Mitch McConnell, it is an example of his malignancy. He is being cruel by humiliating these men in public. He treats Mitch like a subordinate. Like Mitch or not, enjoying the schadenfreude beside the point, Mitch McConnell is the leader of a co-equal branch of government. In light of NK and his thanking of Putangin, it seems almost anti-climatic. But, there it is.
He’s essentially calling for Mitch to resign for not passing repeal or repeal and replace, which they never wanted to do, anyway. And, he’s calling him back to work off of their recess to continue beating a dead horse into hamburger. I don’t think it makes political sense for Mitch and Congressional Repubes to continue along this road.
9 August, Narcissistic & Unproductive:
Today in the Watch, we have some real beauts! Come let’s observe the unproductive nature of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s “work!”
First up, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber is crashing weddings at his Bedminister golf club again! I’m sure the assembled guests greeted him with that traditional Texas howdy, Oh, fuck! It’s that guy again! At least that’s what I was usually greeted with as I grew up there. Yeah, you’re not golfing, you’re working, riiight! What kind of stooges does he take us for? Oh, that’s right, we’re easy fucking marks in his eyes.
Then we have the battle of master diplomatic negotiators and the shrewd dealings of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber with Kim Jong-Un boy-king of North Korea:
North Korea had best not make any threats against the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.
— Ye Olde Pussye Grabber
He was responding to this response of Kim Jong-Un to the UN sanctions enacted after the latest missile launch.
The United Fucking States of Fucking Stupid (of course they used more diplomatic language) will pay the price thousands of times for its crimes! There is no bigger mistake than the United States believing that its land is safe across the ocean!
— Some gubment organ in Pyongyang
Rather, it’s that most leaders understand that North Korea is a rational country that understands the US would destroy it in the event of an actual war, and thus does not want to start a major conflict with the US over nothing. Threats, like the one issued today, are not actually seen as serious (ed note: the one made by NK not the one made by the Ol’ Pussy Grabber)
— Zack Beauchamp, Vox reporter and loyal reader (obviously)
And, last is his much hyped — at least he twitted about it — “major” press conference about the opioid crisis. You’d think he’d be laying love on the opioid addicts of the country instead it was Kellyanne Conway and HHS Secretary Tom Price mumbling something about doing something about the opioid crisis almost like the Ol’ Pussy Grabber covefefed his lil’ tweetter in the bathroom, again, and the admin had to scramble to produce something, you know like his one-page bullet-pointed tax reform plan. So, who do you call when you need someone who doesn’t embarrass easily and has a face so full of botox that it no longer communicates human emotions? Kellyanne the Con Conway, the woman who put the con in Conway. Jesus sodomize me with a broken crucifix, please.
Let’s conclude this wade though the waist-deep sewage of this administration by noting that it’s all bluffy and blustery fun until someone sets off a nuke.
And, now for today’s sickening narcissism:
My favorite on this list of shameful impropriety, though, is this report about the daily briefing the Ol’ Pussy Grabber gets every fucking day! He gets a folder of news clippings and printed screen shots of news chyrons of praise for the wonderful job he’s doing and all of his impressive — more than all the other presidencies of all the countries in the history of the world combined — accomplishments in his first 200 days — gawd why does it feel like it’s been longer than that? so much longer.
This motherfucking folder is 20 to 25 pages long and in addition to news stories of how great a twat he is because one presumes that there aren’t that many, it includes transcripts of powderpuff interviews, positive tweets (tweets for god’s sake!), and then rounded out with pictures of himself! HIM FUCKING SELF!
What else is there to say, other than, we are so fucked.
2 August, Narcissistic & Unproductive:
I started this serial post TODAY, and this is the third update! And, it is a slow news day.
The Wall Street Journal interviewed the Ol’ Pussy Grabber last week but refused to publish a complete transcript of the interview just a measly article. The crafty old Politico done scooped them — that’s journalism-speak for having gotten to the story first — and published the entire transcript! Here’s an excerpt:
TRUMP [sic]: I call it a motion to talk, you know. It’s not a motion to proceed.
BAKER: The Senate view –
TRUMP: It’s not — basically, it’s a motion to talk. But once you get that motion, it’s in pretty good shape, once you get in. It’s hard to get in, but once you get in. So we’re going to see. John McCain was a great help, coming in as he did. And so it was something I very much appreciate, and we’ll see what happens. We’re going to know in about two hours.
BAKER: What have you been doing, Mr. President, sort of behind the scenes?
TRUMP: A lot. A lot.
BAKER: I mean, what do you think the crucial conversations have been?
TRUMP: Many conversations. I just had one with a certain senator that was very convincing to that senator. So I’ve done a lot. I mean, last night — last night it was amazing. I was at the — you know, I was in West Virginia doing certain things and making a speech to the Boy Scouts, and that was some crowd. That was an incredible crowd.
But I’ve been working hard, trying to get the senators to go along with it. And I — you know, I think I — you know, look, just don’t quote me on this unless it happens, but I think we have a pretty good shot. And that vote’s taking place at about 2:00 today, right? 2:00?
Narcissistic: Much has been said about the paucity of detail that liter the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s speech. Look at his description of lobbying senators for the healthcare bill. There is nothing in that little soliloquy. Nothing.
That’s the hallmark of a narcissist: no details, except about themselves. This interview is the perfect example. Many conversations. I just had one with a certain senator that was very convincing to that senator. Okay, I get that he might not want to out the certain senator, not that that has ever stopped the Ol’ Pussy Grabber before. Perhaps if the interviewer had a thick Russian accent, he’d of gotten more detail. But, he could’ve outlined the argument he presented to the certain senator. The interviewer is basically prompting the Ol’ Pussy Grabber throughout. Look at how the interviewer has to direct him to comment on what he’s been doing to help get the bill passed.
Unproductive: Also, much has been made of the disjoint nature of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s unscripted discourse. In that same answer, the he goes from Last night was amazing… I was in West Virginia doing certain things (that the interviewer didn’t stop him right there or at least make an audible gasp in fear of what might be next out of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s pie hole is a minor miracle of journalistic professional restraint) and making a speech to the Boy Scouts.
That tangential jump after the garbled introduction that amazingly whiplash inducing shift from lobbying senators about healthcare to his pornographic favorite drunk uncle speech to the Boy Scouts demonstrates his inability to manage his thoughts and emotions. It is a product of associations that cannot be resisted. Last night. Of course, he thinks of his speech, but he can’t stick to the narrative of lobbying the senators, he has to talk about his speech. It is an imperative.
For most of us, we have a modicum of planning that occurs in our discourse. This planning happens largely outside of our awareness and is based on an interconnected web of associations. You activate one node of that web and nearby nodes are also activated. The Ol’ Pussy Grabber should’ve had his healthcare bill portion of the web activated. Of course, there will be links to other non-healthcare related stuff, but your focus and attention helps weed out the irrelevant bits and pieces. That’s the executive function part.
The Ol’ Pussy Grabber got to last night and he was off chasing the Boy Scout speech. He has no focus or attention.
1 August, Narcissistic:
That White House is a real dump, Golf quoted the Ol’ Pussy Grabber explaining to his Bedminister, New Jersey golf course members. Why would he say such a thing? Because he’s a narcissist and he thinks that by putting down other people and things, he is aggrandizing himself. reportedly told members of his Trump National Golf Course in Bedminster, New Jersey.
1 August, Unproductive:
The Ol’ Pussy Grabber gets up god knows when or maybe he is sleep-tweeting who knows and tweets his abnormal disturbed thoughts at us.
This is John Kelly’s first day as chief of staff and the Mooch’s last day as the communications director in waiting. Either the Ol’ Pussy Grabber is celebrating the Mooch’s unceremonious dismissal or the mo’fo’ just ain’t right in the head or both. The chaos that is evident by the past two weeks is nothing to be calling great.
But, the chaos that and negative press around it weighs upon his mind. He frets and broods and he cannot defend himself from the anxiety and fear that maybe, just maybe, he isn’t as great as he thinks he is. To prop up the caricature of himself that fronts his hollow void, he must do something… so he acts! He tweets this garbage not for you or me but for himself because he cannot defend against his demons any other way. We should all be very worried about his situation. Very. Worried.
31 July, Narcissistic:
Some of the clearest evidence of his textbook narcissism appeared in a Washington Post story informing us that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber personally dictated a statement that Don Don released about his meeting with the Ruskies to organize their collusion:
He doesn’t think he’s in any legal jeopardy, so he really views this as a political problem he is going to solve by himself, the article quotes an advisor (Le Jejune, mayhaps?) as saying.
Because Trump believes he is innocent, some advisers explained, he therefore does not think he is at any legal risk for a coverup. In his mind, they said, there is nothing to conceal.
Of course he thinks he’s innocent! He’s a narcissist! He cannot be responsible for any error or crime. He is perfect! He’s a narcissist! He believes any and all rules, regulations, and laws can be bent or ignored for him because he’s special.It is a hallmark of narcissism.
19 July, Malignant:
Let’s start this review of madness with some ancient history: the public humiliation of Jeff Sessions. Way back on 19 July — we are living in dog years because I can barely remember this happening — the Ol’ Pussy Grabber gives a gives a grotesquely curious — like a car wreck, you can’t look away, only in this case it was one of those mega 40 car pile ups — interview to the New York Times in which he trows Jeff Sessions under the 40 car pile up. His subsequent treatment of the powder puff pink racist — you know his hands are soft and nails manicured — was so egregious that if it were just about anyone else you might could manage a bit of sorrowing for him.
Consider this headline from The Atlantic:
Why is President Trump badmouthing his attorney general, why doesn’t he just fire him, and what does he hope to accomplish by pushing him out?
Why is he doing it? Because he’s a fucking malignant narcissist and he enjoys torturing and humiliating people. Why are reporters and pundits continually professing confusion over this?