According to President Pussy-Grabber, When you’re president, you can have all the conflicts you want. And, The law is totally on my side. In other words, fuck your appearance of corruption or impropriety! In fact, it’s just Fuck all y’all! I’m president, motherfuckers, so suck it. That’s our guy. That’s our pussy-grabber. He’s our president, now.
It's been five long years of blogging the Trump years. We've laughed, we've cried, we've pulled some of our remaining hair out, but we've made it. It is almost done and our democracy, nation, and souls are still largely intact. Unfortunately, we're not through.There is much more to come as we stitch ourselves back together like some kind of common Frankenstein monster as we recover from the PTSD that Trump gave us and the needless deaths and suffering from #COVID19. We also have to keep #BidenHarris honest & progressive, oppose Republican obstructionism anti-democratic tendencies, and whatever other black swans await us. All of which will be addressed using good old-fashioned snarcky, sarcasticky, profaney fun and psychological insights.
Originally posted on Trending News:
How do you explain to your child that America’s next president is someone who has mocked a person with a disability, made lewd and sexist comments about women, proposed to ban an entire religion from the country, insulted people of color and incited violence? That was the question…
Trump is an unproductive narcissistic personality disorder who thinks nothing of gaslighting anyone, any where, any time. If he’s talking, he’s lying. Never forget that.
If you didn’t vote, it’s a little late now to be trying to “rise up as a people” or to make your voice heard. We vote. That’s when we rise up as a people. We vote. That’s when we make our voices heard.
Celebrate the irony of using the Originalist argument against Conservatives who will secretly be relieved that the Electoral College elects Clinton president. Oh, and follow the link to the petition!
The grift that will never stop grifting! Trump, the transition team, and his surrogates continue gaslighting America!
Ever wonder how Obama really feels about Trump having won the presidency? Nope, me neither. You know he hates it. And, now here’s the analysis of the body language all “Lie To Me” style.
Every president is the Commander-in-Chief. W was the Decider-in-Chief. I guess that makes the short-fingered vulgarian, the Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief, may he never live it down.
Every president deserves a nickname. I think I have the ideal one for this wiseacre!
Are you grieving the passing of the election? Clinton’s presidency? Your hopes & dreams for the future? Let’s apply the five stages of grief to the election, okay?
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This is an update of a post written shortly after the election in 2016. It is still applicable now, and it is pretty darn good. In short, ain’t nothing matter if we don’t get out the vote, bitches! All your memes, snarky social media posts, protests, phone calls none of it will matter if you don’t vote in November.
So let’s “as a people rise up” and speak with one voice and vote the Repubes out!
Go to Canada? Fight back? Protest in the street? What should we do now that we are living in Trump’s America? Premier advice based on sound psychological theory and an extra-heaping helping of sincerity, y’all!
Let’s predict what a Trump presidency will be like. What will a unproductive narcissistic personality disorder do in the Oval Office?
Okay, the election is over. Trump has won. I’ve wrapped up my live blog on the election returns. Read them if you dare. There are at least some amusing things in there if you lke your politics snarky, scarcasticky, and profaney. Live Blog: S**t Show 2016 I’m going […]
Yadda yadda yadda! Scroll to the bottom to see the first post and stuff. Christ. I can’t believe I’m watching CNN because there is not live coverage at 6:00 AM EST on the interwebs here in China. So cable or whatever. 3:19 AM (EST) The live blogging drags […]
Our Founding Fathers had a lot to say about what would sustain our democracy. Here is one of Jefferson’s thoughts on the importance of a well informed electorate.
Is Trump a true threat to our democracy or is he a symptom of our ailing society? Read the snarky answer here.
Three things that make an apology a real apology and how Trump is the opposite!
Much of the support for Trump comes from the nihilistic attitude of burn it down… is that really the attitude we electing the president?
Originally posted on thefloydspin:
Actual Photo of the Sexiest Pig Alive Donald Trump just made a new enemy. Miss Piggy today lashed out at the Republican nominee for using her name to disparage Alicia Machado, a beauty queen who gained weight after winning the Miss Universe title. In a…