Paul Ryan’s Secret Plan To Save Social Security
Originally posted on Mock Paper Scissors:
This is just too perfect. Compassionate conservatism.
CalicoJack
It's been five long years of blogging the Trump years. We've laughed, we've cried, we've pulled some of our remaining hair out, but we've made it. It is almost done and our democracy, nation, and souls are still largely intact. Unfortunately, we're not through.There is much more to come as we stitch ourselves back together like some kind of common Frankenstein monster as we recover from the PTSD that Trump gave us and the needless deaths and suffering from #COVID19. We also have to keep #BidenHarris honest & progressive, oppose Republican obstructionism anti-democratic tendencies, and whatever other black swans await us. All of which will be addressed using good old-fashioned snarcky, sarcasticky, profaney fun and psychological insights.
MEME: Partisan Girl
Craven selfish greedy rat bastards
Polarized Politics: fMRI’s & Bridging the Gap
Tired of arguing with your favorite drunk uncle and getting no where? Wonder what is going on in that inebriated head of his? An fMRI study sheds some light on why political beliefs are so difficult to change. But, there are some recommendations that may help!
Meme: PG has no Sense of Humor
The Pussy Grabber has done nothin’ but complain about Alec Baldwin’s portrayal of him on SNL. He bombed at the annual Al Smith Dinner. The PG cannot tell a joke. The PG cannot take a joke. The PG has a dull mind.
Just in Time for Kwanzaa: Send the PG some Pussy
The Resistance is on! Make a statement and tell the ol’ PG what you think of him and his misogynist ways and celebrate Kwanzaa, send him a pussy today!
Anthony Weiner’s Wiener Destroys the World
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Anthony Weiner’s dick destroys the world!
Why did Anthony Weiner send dick pics? Why do guys send dick pics? Is there any sense to the madness of the world ending because of Anthony Weiner’s dick?
An unaired interview on Trump, authoritarianism and kleptocracy
Originally posted on Sarah Kendzior:
A few weeks ago, a news outlet sent me some interview questions, which I answered too late for the interviewer to use and therefore they didn’t get printed. (I apologize to this outlet and to everyone else to whom I’ve replied late; it…
White Identity Politics: the Root of Stupid
We live in an extraordinarily stupid era. Where does the stupid come from? Why are we being governed by such stupidity?
Meme: Pay Trump all the Grift
According to President Pussy-Grabber, When you’re president, you can have all the conflicts you want. And, The law is totally on my side. In other words, fuck your appearance of corruption or impropriety! In fact, it’s just Fuck all y’all! I’m president, motherfuckers, so suck it. That’s our guy. That’s our pussy-grabber. He’s our president, now.
Kids Are Writing Letters To Donald Trump To Ask Him To Be Kind
Originally posted on Trending News:
How do you explain to your child that America’s next president is someone who has mocked a person with a disability, made lewd and sexist comments about women, proposed to ban an entire religion from the country, insulted people of color and incited violence? That was the question…
Meme: Trump, Serial Liar
Trump is an unproductive narcissistic personality disorder who thinks nothing of gaslighting anyone, any where, any time. If he’s talking, he’s lying. Never forget that.
Meme: Too Late Now
If you didn’t vote, it’s a little late now to be trying to “rise up as a people” or to make your voice heard. We vote. That’s when we rise up as a people. We vote. That’s when we make our voices heard.
Electoral College PETITION!
Celebrate the irony of using the Originalist argument against Conservatives who will secretly be relieved that the Electoral College elects Clinton president. Oh, and follow the link to the petition!
The Gaslighting of America… Continues!
The grift that will never stop grifting! Trump, the transition team, and his surrogates continue gaslighting America!
The Handshake Viewed Round the World: Obama & Trump Meet
Ever wonder how Obama really feels about Trump having won the presidency? Nope, me neither. You know he hates it. And, now here’s the analysis of the body language all “Lie To Me” style.
Meme: Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief
Every president is the Commander-in-Chief. W was the Decider-in-Chief. I guess that makes the short-fingered vulgarian, the Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief, may he never live it down.
Meme: President Pussy-Grabber
Every president deserves a nickname. I think I have the ideal one for this wiseacre!
Election Results: Let the Grieving Begin
Are you grieving the passing of the election? Clinton’s presidency? Your hopes & dreams for the future? Let’s apply the five stages of grief to the election, okay?
The Great Civics Lesson: Yo! Yo! Yo! Voting Matters, Yo! — Updated
Reading time: 8 minutes
This is an update of a post written shortly after the election in 2016. It is still applicable now, and it is pretty darn good. In short, ain’t nothing matter if we don’t get out the vote, bitches! All your memes, snarky social media posts, protests, phone calls none of it will matter if you don’t vote in November.
So let’s “as a people rise up” and speak with one voice and vote the Repubes out!
Trump’s America: Bounce Back! Fight Back!
Go to Canada? Fight back? Protest in the street? What should we do now that we are living in Trump’s America? Premier advice based on sound psychological theory and an extra-heaping helping of sincerity, y’all!
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