Move over sexbot! There’s a new app to fulfill all of your sex fantasies that your social skills and gumption can’t quite manage! CupidBot!

George Orwell couldn’t even dream this shit up, but here we have one of the grossest situations ever to come issuing forth from some Silicon Valley start-up orifice. Some genius Tinder washouts who have created an app with these dreadful attributes:

  1. It will “learn” the type of women its customers swipe right on from any dating app they want.
  2. It will chat up the unsuspecting women for them.
  3. It will notify the user when the hapless target agrees to either give up her phone number or go on a date.
  4. The user is “strongly” urged to notify the date that they’ve been chatting with a bot.
  5. It has been made for straight men. They didn’t say straight white men but given the track record of AI with CoC, well, you do the math.
What if you were promised several dates a week and none of them would put out?

Screengrab from Cupidbot.ai

At the point of success of success for CupidBot our boy wonders are left to flounder when they call their dream girl or actually meet her. It is the digital equivalent of stuffing your jockeys with toilet paper and hoping that she’ll be too embarrassed to reject you when you reveal your average size.

I won’t say that this app is likely to increase the incidence of date rape, I can see how it would given that its basic premise is, well, actually date rape. It presents these men under false pretenses to these women. It doesn’t identify itself as a chatbot ever. The women using dating apps don’t know that their data is being mined and their facial features and other crucial aspects of their appearance are being quantified and number crunched to match whatever fantasy the fellow is having. When she shows up for their “date,” it’s going to take about one introduction to realize that this guy isn’t the one she’s been chatting with.

Of course, CupidBot isn’t promising sexual conquest or anything, but it is the equivalent of the Nigerian prince emails that promise riches if you’ll just prime the pump with your hard earned cash. If you approach enough women with the line, Wanna fuck? you might could very well find one who does. If you go on enough chatbot secured “dates” one is bound to get you laid, right?

Pity the poor fool of a woman who tries to escape this technologically inspired Orwellian nightmare when she realizes the gross mistake she’s made by agreeing to meet this guy. Given the equally grossly inflated expectations that the fools who fork over $15.00 a month for its use have — Hey! I paid good money for this “date!” I expect a return on my investment! — you can begin to see where zero-degrees of empathy, a swollen sense of entitlement, and bloated expectations will lead.

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