Well, punch me in the gut and set my hair on fire, just when you think things might be steadying down a bit, the whole gottamn world blows up! The Ol’ Pussy Grabber has fired FBI Director James Comey in true Pussy-fashion. Apparently, Director Comey was addressing a room of police officer types and behind him the breaking news of his firing was being run across the chyron. It was so bizarre that Comey didn’t know this that his audience assumed it was a prank.

They

hadn’t

told

Comey

personally.

They let him find it out from the “fake” media.

Here’s how low the Ol’ Pussy Grabber has sunk: he is being trolled by the Nixon Presidential Library.

FUN FACT: President Nixon never fired the Director of the FBI #FBIDirector #notNixonian

— RichardNixonLibrary (@NixonLibrary) May 9, 2017

TROLLED BY THE NIXON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY! Holy mother of presidential scandals. Question your life choices when Nixon’s ghost can troll you as being worse than Nixon. We are so fucked.

Gaslighter-in-Chief

Here is a little psychological truism: when you are having this type of hyperventilating panicked-excited nervous reaction that we all are now, take a deep breath and start looking for the signs of gaslighting. And, please Elizabeth Barrett Browning have mercy upon my soul and don’t haunt me for this!

How Do Thee Gaslight Me? Let Me Count The Ways…

How do thee gaslight me? Let me count the ways!
You gaslight me to the depth and breadth and height
That your lies and exaggeration can reach, when casting me in serious shyte
For the ends of shifting the spotlight and while our focus decays.

Lie and Exaggerate. Throw some serious shade to put the target on the defensive and shift the spotlight off of you. How many tweets has the Ol’ Pussy Grabber tweeted suggesting investigations into Sally Yates or Sen Richard Blumenthal or “surveillance,” or Dems & Russia, or who’s funnier Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber just can’t decide, he needs help!

You gaslight me by constantly being on my case
By controlling conversations with oft repeated lies both shiny and bright.

“Against this Filth”

Repeat Your Lies Often. Nothing is as convincing as repetition! And by repeating your lies frequently, shrilly, and loudly you can dominate and control the situation. Hell, no one can get a word in edgewise! Here’s an example of the oft repeated lie: The Ol’ Pussy Grabber and Sen. Ted Cruz (R – Punchiest Face) have accused Sally Yates of being a partisan operative out to oppose the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s policies. Of course, it didn’t help their cause that Yates pissed on that fire with a volume and PSI that even a Russian pee-hooker would envy… and it went out right fast. In fact, Ol’ Teddie tucked his cock between his legs and edged ignominiously out the door never to return.

You gaslight me fiercely as you double down on your shyte;

Escalate When Challenged. So the Ol’ Pussy Grabber wasn’t satisfied with his libeling of Sally Yates, so he went to the tried and true escalation by creating an even bigger crisis: firing FBI Director Comey! No one’s talking about Yates’ damning testimony any more or the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s weak attempts to refute it with denial, blame, and more false claims. There ain’t no height of absurdity, preposterousity, or risk that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber ain’t willing to scale in his quest to move the discussion off of Russia-Trump. That’s what makes this whole damn situation so fucking scary.

You gaslight me attritively as you wear me down making me feel crazed.

Marathon

Wear Down Your Victim. Many people in the #Resistance worry that we will wear out before the Ol’ Pussy Grabber will. Everyday he takes out his tweeter and sends a thick white-hot stream of bull shit into our faces and when things get really tough, he stirs the pot and ups the ante. There is no limit he will not break in his effort to break us. This is the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s life. This is what he has always done. He can keep this up for practically ever.

You gaslight me by fostering a dependence
Using my insecurities, anxieties, and doubts shaking my faith.

Foster Co-Dependency. The Ol’ Pussy Grabber has sown such doubt about the media that we are all dependent on him for our news… or at least that’s the game he wants us to play. The troubling thing is that so many of his core are drinking from that spittoon and calling it clear, clean, fresh water. The Repubes in Congress are convinced that if they cross him — look at how many bodies are figuratively littering the investigative trail: Mike Flynn, Devin Nunes, Jason Chaffetz, Sally Yates, and now James Comey. This is a toxicity that even has the craven soulless bastard, Mitch McConnell, hunkering down and hoping it will pass him by.

You gaslight me with a falsity of hope intoxicating as booze
Suckering me with your shallow kindness — You gaslight me with dominating breath,
And control of all my life — and, if God choose,
You gaslight me all the way to my death.

#TrumpBecamePresident

Give False Hope. Even now in the firing of James Comey, which clearly was done to obscure the testimony of Sally Yates and James Clapper, we have pundits speculating that maybe it wasn’t done for distraction’s sake, maybe Comey really did deserve it. The Ol’ Pussy Grabber has put just enough truth into the firing of Comey — for his handling of the ending of the Clinton investigation last July, for all love! — to give many the hope that whole country isn’t being flushed down the shitter. Have you noticed that every so often the Ol’ Pussy Grabber does something that makes people say, maybe he is pivoting to being more presidential? That’s the whole false hope thing. Fuck no, he is not, has not, and will never be any more presidential than he is right now. Fuck no, there was no good reason to fire Comey right now.

Dominate & Control. The Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s goal is to dominate and control the entire nation using his constant lies, threats, intimidation, coercions, and co-options. He will use people up and leave their destroyed lives in his chaotic wake in his drive to satisfy his insatiable craving for attention, adulation, and praise. Just like you don’t feed the trolls, we cannot give in and feed this wrecking ball of a human being. It won’t matter to him if he leaves us all living in a nuclear wasteland, devastated climate, or enslaved to aliens as long as he gets his attention, adulation, praise, and money.

The Gaslighting Gang of Posts

The Ol’ Pussy Grabber is the master gaslighter. It would almost be a thing of awesome frightening beauty if it were not so bloated and gross and disturbing. Do not be fooled by him. At every turn, remind yourself of his gaslightingness and look for the techniques in everything he does.

Man this story just keeps on going. If you needed any proof that we’re being gaslighted in the precise manner outlined above, just check this Vox article out for what the Ol’ Pussy Grabber was really trying to distract us from:

It’s not just Comey: the scary past 24 hours in Trump-Russia, explained — Vox

The Comey firing is rightly dominating the news. Amazingly, though, it wasn’t the only major development in the ongoing and intensifying Trump-Russia scandal.

The official reason for FBI Director Jim Comey’s dismissal is that he mishandled the Hillary Clinton email investigation, something many Democrats surely agree with. But the more convincing explanation is that Comey had infuriated the president by having the FBI launch a formal criminal probe into the Trump campaign’s possible ties to Russia.

But the Comey story buried other huge Russia-related developments that came to light yesterday and this morning that you should really be following. What follows is a quick guide to what you need to know to stay on top of what happened — and why it all matters.

Keep reading at Vox: It’s not just Comey: the scary past 24 hours in Trump-Russia, explained — Vox

Call your Congressional critters right now and demand that they authorize an independent commission or request an special prosecutor. That is the next step in the #Resistance

So, check this article on Wonkette to determine what your dick is doing about Comey and Russia-Trump and stuff.

Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely ‘Good’ About Comey Firing? A List! | Wonkette <!– [if lt IE 9]>https://html5shim.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/html5.js<![endif]–> .wpb_animate_when_almost_visible { opacity: 1; }

To make up for my poetic sins and atrocious adaptation of the immortal Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s sonnet, I leave you with the original.

How Do I Love Thee?