Festivus Greeting Cards are Bound to Disappoint

Howdy y’all!

It is six days til Festivus, and that means it is time to send your Festivus greeting cards! Let your friends, family, loved ones, acquaintances, and co-workers know just how disappointing they’ve been this year! It is a terrific Festivus tradition!

Festivus: the Ol’ Pussy Grabber Edition

And, this year we’ve got something extra special! Please please please send the Ol’ Pussy Grabber your extra special Festivus greetings letting him know just how disappointing he’s been as a human being.

• Get him on his Twitter account! How disappointing is this tweet?

Wow, more than 90% of Fake News Media coverage of me is negative, with numerous forced retractions of untrue stories. Hence my use of Social Media, the only way to get the truth out. Much of Mainstream Meadia has become a joke! @foxandfriends

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2017

•  Get him on his Facebook account!
• You can even send your disappoints to him at the White House!
• Let us know how it goes in the COMMENTS!

Festivus Greetings from Ye Olde Blogge

Remember what Festivus Hedgehog always says,

You’ve been  a huge disappointment this year, but at least you’ve been MY disappointment! And, I’m deeply grateful for all y’all reading my Ye Olde Blogge.

Festive FESTIVUS, y’all!

Let them what you love know just how much you love them this holiday season!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Happy Holidays, Festive Festivus, and all that jazz!
Calico Jack

The Festivus Cards

Festivus Greeting Cards