Racism seems to be everywhere nowadays. It seems to be in the air and everywhere.

Racism is so popular nowadays that it reminds me of that old VD (that’s venereal disease, which is an STI [that’s STD for us olds], which stands for sexually transmitted infection [or disease, you see?] for those too young to know and too embarrassed or unengaged to ask in the comments) PSA from the 1960’s. I never knew it was considered confusing. I’ve always had fond memories of it because I thought it was cute and clever.

But, like the song cleverly says, VD is for everybody, not just someone else! Anyone can have VD, just like you and me! Or, at least, that’s the way I remember it. Feel free to remark on the lyrics and how confusing or otherwise it is in the comments. Honest. You’ll be glad you did.

Seriously, the GQP has been rolling with the old crime and out-of-control border racist dog whistles for weeks. Dems are freaking out because the polls have all tightened and the Repubes have pulled ahead in some key races.

I don’t know why anyone is surprised, though. To paraphrase my sometimes faulty memory of song lyrics, Racism is for all white people, not just someone else! Any white person can be racist, just like you and me! And just like in the song, you can be going about your daily life doing whatever thinking yourself a card carrying non-racist — some of my best friends are Black and I only occasionally make cringe-worthy microaggressive comments — and then slowly get pulled into the dog whistling conga line on the way to vote as your inner racist whispers sweet stereotyped shibboleths into your ear like some siren out of Odysseus.

The inner racist of white people is so pernicious and vulnerable to dog whistles, that well meaning liberal activists even scored an own goal with the Defund the Police slogan from 2020. Yep. Led the inner racist of 50+% of white people to the polls to vote Republican and for the hairless flabby white ass like some chauvinistic Pied Piper.

Here at Ye Olde Blogge, we’ve diagnosed the problem in a multitude of ways and even prescribed a cure, but just like chemo and radiation, no one wants to take the cure unless they absolutely have to. Unfortunately, there ain’t no kindly doctor sitting across a desk explaining the test results to you and recommending treatment options. Yes, Mrs. Smith, I’m afraid you are racist. Fortunately, we have caught it early, so the prognosis is good.

It seems like it was just about a year ago, when I predicted that white people would be more than happy to throw over democracy in favor of white minority rule pseudo-democracy as long as they didn’t have to examine their inner selves too carefully.

This really is the problem: white people can’t tell the difference between describing someone as black and sending a picture of a gorilla with Michelle Obama’s face on it. Better just to do neither, unless you’re with certain company, just to be safe.

Seriously, you know you live in cray-cray land when you cannot say something that is plainly obvious to the most casual observer. Gee, that fellow over there is Black and that one over their is Asian, only not South Asian Asian, Far East Asia Asian, you know what I mean, don’t ya? Because we can’t say what is plainly obvious to the most casual observer, can we Ronny Chieng, even if it helps clear up confusion.

This is because white people, and I include lots of my liberal anti-racist friends in this, are too chicken shit to confront and encounter their inner racist. At least most of my white liberal friends won’t be voting Republican because they’ve been seduced by their not-so-veiled racism.

We will continue to live in crazytown until white people reach down their collective pants, grab their collective balls, and confront their inner racism. It’s going to be uncomfortable, even agonizing, but it has to be done if we are ever going to make progress towards creating a more perfect union.

Unfortunately, us it probably won’t ever be done because it is easier to use cognitive dissonance, motivated reasoning, confirmation bias, and just plain old smug self-righteous superiority to view the world while our democracy is gutted and an Apartheid-like oligarchy is stuffed into its carcass so it roams the world like some kind of animated corpse from some B-grade movie that we’ll all roll our eyes at and make into a cult classic.

So, if you’ve EVER voted Republican, it is time for you to roll up your sleeves and get to work to work out your racist views. It isn’t enough to silence the inner racist, you have to untie that Gordian knot.

Racism, it’s not just for your favorite drunk uncle any more. It’s for everybody.

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Image Attribution

That’s a meme I made back in 2017. I think I used some photo manipulation magic to cobble together pictures of Nixon, Reagan, and Trump. I don’t think they were necessarily in the public domain. Sorry. Anywho. That’s the best attribution I got. I lay no claim to it, though. Do with it as you will.