You’d think that if you were the defendant in a high-stakes criminal trial, you’d be anxious enough to stay awake throughout the proceedings. You’d think you’d do whatever you had to do to stay awake, which buggars the question, why is Trump falling asleep during his court proceedings?

As far as I can see there are three explanations:

Daytime Sleepiness

DAYTIME SLEEPINESS results from a lack of sleep at night. There are two popular reasons that people think we will be sleepy during the day.

One is boredom. If you’re bored, you’re restless, not sleepy. Having been a teacher since 1996 has taught me this.

Another is a large lunch. Most of our Thanksgiving experiences involve eating a large meal in the afternoon, after which people find themselves being drowsy. Naturally, we blame the unusual size of the meal. It’s wrong. It is our circadian rhythm that is to blame. We naturally have a low point in the late afternoon time.

So, Trump isn’t bored by the proceedings, who could be, right? Was he falling asleep during his civil suits with E. Jean Carroll or his NY civil fraud case? No, he wasn’t.

For him to be falling asleep during this trial would mean that he isn’t sleeping well at night. Is this trial keeping him up at night? Is he more worried about this trial than he was about the others?

I guess he could be. This one could mean jail time, right? This one could hurt his electoral chances in November, right?

I’d be worried and having trouble sleeping if it were me, but I’d be worried and having trouble sleeping during the other two trials, too.

Narcissistic Revenge for Narcissistic Wounds

NARCISSISM could cause him to find passive ways of showing contempt for the proceedings. Trials and gag orders are narcissistic wounds that need to be avenged. Sleeping and farting during the trial could be part of a passive-aggressive reaction to the proceedings.

If he can’t say what he thinks of the jurors or the court personnel to intimidate them, he’ll show them all what he thinks of their puny trial and charges by sleeping through them and farting at them.

It could be.

Symptoms of a Progressing Dementia

DEMENTIA disrupts sleep patterns. It is well known, to those who know it well, that people with dementia have difficulty sleeping at night and sleep excessively during the day.

Dementia is a progressive neurological disorder, meaning it gets worse as time goes on. Maybe, Trump wasn’t sleeping during his previous trials because his dementia hadn’t progressed enough for him to be missing sleep at night, but now has.

There is a lot to unpack here. I haven’t made up my mind about the cause in part because there may be no way to determine the cause from the vantage point of the casual observer. No one is reporting on his sleep. He does social media at all hours of the day and night, though, so unless he’s scheduling those late night and early morning screeds, he’s up taping them out with his fat stubbies.

I know everyone loves playing the parlor game of finding evidence for Trump’s supposed dementia, but it is difficult to diagnose from afar. He definitely seems to be demented, but to what degree it has progressed, it is nearly impossible to determine without close examination.

So, what do you think? Have I missed a possible explanation? Is there one that you favor more than the others? Is there evidence that supports one explanation over the others? Let me know in the comments.