Confronting Rape Culture

I feel so prescient in such a dirty way. I started writing about sexual assault, sexual harassment, and sexual aggression long before it was a “thing” in the news. Or at least a current thing in the news. There’s enough sexual aggression going on that there’s always something in the news, but I started up in the lull between the Roger Ailes and Harvey Weinstein block buster star-studded cast of thousands extravaganzas. So, I feel like I was almost predicting it since I hypothesized that all men will engage in sexually aggressive behavior in the right situation. . And now we have some supposedly bigwig Hollywood directer, James Toback — whoever the fuck he is — Poppy Bush, and, say it ain’t so, milquetoast political reporter and frequent guest on the bombastic bullying bigoty Morning Joe, Mark Halperin all being accused of sexually assaulting or sexually harassing women.

There have long been rumors of Poppy’s less than honorable intentions with women, so it should come as no surprise that his approach to the “fairer sex” is best exemplified by his favorite joke, “Who’s my favorite magician? David Cop-a-feel!” which he would gasp at some young woman as his boney old-man hand would fill its palm with fanny and squeeze. Makes ya shudder, but not in a good way, just to think about it, don’t it?

He would do this with Barb present, who, instead of bashing him over the head with her brick-filled purse and drowning him in obscene invective like she would’ve when they were younger, she would just make another “joke” with a  disproving shake of the head. Gee thanks, Barb. Solidarity, amirite?

The Powerful Men Argument

ALL Men, the Right Situation

I feel like he is the perfect poster boy for the problem in general. Here’s the thing: no one is stopping him, so he keeps doing it. There is no punishment for an elderly wheel-chair bound ex-president who fills his hand with your ass or pussy as you pose for a picture with him. You can’t hit him, (a) he’s elderly and you might could really hurt him, and (b) he’s an ex-president with Secret Service protection. Although, one woman reported that his “guard,” I suspect Secret Service protection detail member did warn her not to get to close because he gets “handsy.” I guess he’s trying to head off an incident that the Secret Service would have to respond to.

When you have a poorly behaved child, you give that child a strict hard boundary with consistent clear consequences that occur when the boundary is violated. Roger Ailes, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, James Toback, Poppy Bush, Bill O’Reilly never really had such a boundary set for them — not that they should have had to have one to behave appropriately. In fact, they were sheltered from the consequences of their actions: pay offs were made, binding non-disclosure agreements were arrived at, nervous laughter met their shriveled pink dicks, shrieks and running away were the worst of it. That’s why “powerful” men offend (skip ahead to the Bonus section if you’re tempted to argue here). There is very little in their world that stops them from doing it.

Motivations of Sexual Assault

But, what about other men. Not so powerful men like Mark Halperin. I’m sure some of you are like, Hunh? Who? I get that because his job consists of filling the empty minutes of cable news time with his blathering blandishments and filling the empty seats and space of news sets. He’s there to take Joe’s abuse. The most honorable thing he’s done is deflect some abuse away from Mika — don’t you think she acts like some domestic abuse survivor? I always got the abuse survivor vibe off of her and the I’m a controlling abusive jerk vibe off of Joe. What’s that mom? I’m stepping on my lead? Okay, back to the rest of the point.

The Perfect Poster Boy

Poppy Bush is the poster child of male sexual assault, sexual abuse, and sexual aggression.  Lucy! You’ve got some psyplaining to do! Poppy’s reaction to each accusation is most telling. At first, his spokesperson tried to minimize it all characterizing it as patting women’s rears but his intention was not to behave inappropriately. Just a little rear patting. No harm, no foul, amirite?

But, circumstances have forced him apolosplain further:

At age 93, President Bush has been confined to a wheelchair for roughly five years, so his arm falls on the lower waist of people with whom he takes pictures. To try to put people at ease, the president routinely tells the same joke – and on occasion, he has patted women’s rears in what he intended to be a good-natured manner. Some have seen it as innocent; others clearly view it as inappropriate. To anyone he has offended, President Bush apologizes most sincerely.

— Jim McGraith, Bush spokesperson

First, he paints the most sympathetic picture possible: he’s an old old man, can’t we just let him have a bit of fun before he dies? He’s in a wheelchair for Chrissake! How much harm could he possibly do? Who attacks a wheel-chair bound old man, anyway? And, if he’s friendly and putting his arms around people while generously posing for pictures with them, well, those arms will have to be low, and if they happen to encounter the butt of a woman, that’s just good-natured, all American, red-blooded, innocent fun! And, then he pulls one straight out of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s ass of favorite tricks, Some have seen it as innocent. No, no one has seen it as innocent. Lastly, he finishes it off with the traditional non-apology, I’m sorry you’re offended.

Natalie Morales Up Skirt

To deconstruct this warm pile of bull shit: it’s the male view of sexual assault: What’s the big deal? Especially, when the sexual assault part is a violation of your body that doesn’t involve penetrating any of your orifices. Hell, he didn’t even get under any of their clothes.

You know he’s doing this with full conscious awareness of what is happening as evidenced in all of the accusations so far. Take Christina Kline’s as an example, President Bush put his arm around me, low on my back. His comic timing was impeccable. “David Cop-a-feel,” he said, and squeezed my butt, hard, just as the photographer snapped the photo.

But, wait! Don’t order now because there’s more!

She continues, the former president laughed “like a mischievous boy.”

But, wait! There’s more!

Her husband was standing on the other side of the wheelchair unaware of the assault taking place a mere wheelchair width away.

It sounds more like a calculated plan to take advantage of any sympathy a 93 year-old wheelchair-bound man would receive. Sexual assault at this level is designed to take advantage of circumstances and create the veneer of innocence. Much like the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s approach to public relations, it is designed to sow doubt and uncertainty so that on lookers are left to argue about it instead of condemn the perpetrator.

Bonus: It’s ALL Men

ALL Men, Evolution Argument

Right now we are in the It’s powerful men! Oh my god! It’s all these awful powerful men! phase of let’s not get carried away and start seeing the man behind the curtain. If we can slough off enough attention with prayers and thoughts, oh, I mean, It’s powerful men, maybe we won’t really have to examine ourselves and really change. Maybe the women who would accuse less powerful men will be kept quiet because who would believe that the assistant manager of a Taco Bell would have enough power over his minimum wage line workers to intimidate them into silence and acceptance of such abuse?

It would be embarrassing to talk about being flashed by a guy in a the out of the way dark hallway to the public toilet because who did he have enough power over you to allow it to happen?

But, here’s the truth: It is powerful men, only it is men who have just enough power over a woman who they are sexually assaulting, abusing, or aggressing against, which is all men, since every man has that kind of power over some woman. If he hasn’t abused it, it is simply because he wasn’t in the right circumstance.

So, bring the subject up with your friends and family and maintain the ALL men line and men with just enough power over the abused woman and that any violation of personal space is psychologically damaging because, after all, we’ve all #IveBeenThatGuy.