So, the FBI raids all of Cohen’s hidey-holes down there in the Southern District of New York surprising everyone, but especially the Ol’ Pussy Grabber who is now twittering himself a new twitter using all the best words showing the unmatchable stability of his unique genius. Which of his several diagnoses does his twitterspew confirm?
We’d better put the hazmat suit on cuz we’re going to taking a dive into the toxic sludge that those meaty chubby stubbies have managed to massage out of his wee little tweeter.
The Unproductive
It is painfully obvious to all that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber has no filter. If some ugly little idea comes worming its way out of his rotted bitter heart, it’ll quickly find its way to his puckered pinched pie-hole or to the ends of his flabby fapping fingers.
Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018
What was that about not telegraphing or signalling or otherwise giving way our secret military plans? Is it possible that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber is so anxious about the Cohen raid that he just can’t keep anything in? Is it possible that he is so beholden to Putin that he has to warn him to move his military to avoid damaging it?
Then there were these two crapper of tweets:
A TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 10, 2018
Attorney–client privilege is dead!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 10, 2018
Both informative and presidential. I think someone should have to go to executive time and think about what he’s done wrong.
Narcissistic
One of the clearest indicators of narcissism is an inability to accept the blame for anything. Everything bad must be someone else’s fault:
Much of the bad blood with Russia is caused by the Fake & Corrupt Russia Investigation, headed up by the all Democrat loyalists, or people that worked for Obama. Mueller is most conflicted of all (except Rosenstein who signed FISA & Comey letter). No Collusion, so they go crazy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018
Narcissists inflate their accomplishments. They are always doing great things. They are always the best. They never give details about any of their accomplishments other than saying that they were great… sound familiar?
So much Fake News about what is going on in the White House. Very calm and calculated with a big focus on open and fair trade with China, the coming North Korea meeting and, of course, the vicious gas attack in Syria. Feels great to have Bolton & Larry K on board. I (we) are
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018
….doing things that nobody thought possible, despite the never ending and corrupt Russia Investigation, which takes tremendous time and focus. No Collusion or Obstruction (other than I fight back), so now they do the Unthinkable, and RAID a lawyers office for information! BAD!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018
[NB: I reversed the order that these tweets appear in his feed and the order that he wrote them because the Ol’ Pussy Grabber doesn’t know how to thread his tweets.]
Malignant
Then there was this little nugget that he smeared across our psyches earlier this week:
Fire at Trump Tower is out. Very confined (well built building). Firemen (and women) did a great job. THANK YOU!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 7, 2018
The Psy of Life 
ah yes!! ‘Asshole in chief , just can’t NOT make an ass of himself….
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Howdy Francese!
Can’t help himself is right. No impulse control. He could not pass the marshmallow test when he was a toddler. And, he couldn’t do it now.
Huzzah!
Jack
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Of course, another fact that 45 couldn’t see about the Cohens raid because of his narcissism is the Cohens has and had other clients, some possibly even more sleazy than Trump (difficult as that may be to imagine). Everything is always about him and always personal.
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And he should be given special exception to the rules: it’s not obstruction, I’m just fighting back.
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Of course, and everything is personal. And, his attack dog appears to be on his way to the pound. Michael Cohen, given how long he has been doing Trump’s “fixing”, at the very least in the gray areas of the law and probably beyond, may turn out to be the thread that unravels the sweater, quite aside from the subjects of the Special Counsel investigation. The office of the Federal DA for the Southern District of NY has been interested in Trump and his businesses for a long time. James Comey was working on that when he was there, which is why T. hated him.
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Howdy Bob!
I am thrilled that Cohen may have tapes of conversations. First, it is such strong evidence. And, second, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber always implied and threatened people with tapes. Cohen hasn’t said much publicly about the case since the raid because he’s smart enough to know that (a) he can only hurt himself by talking and (b) he should follow the advice of his council. Both things the Ol’ Pussy Grabber isn’t smart enough to know.
If it weren’t all so damaging to the country and to many people’s lives, it would be amusing in a sad clown sort of way to watch, but given the stakes, you can only curse the day that saw him elected.
Huzzah!
Jack
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And, it seems that one of the major subjects of the NY DA’s investigation is Cohen’s relationship with The National Inquirer suppression of negative Trump stories, including payments (who’s money?) which might qualify as illegal campaign contributions, and buying stories with no intent to publish (fraud?). A tangled web indeed.
Then, there’s the question of who paid that guy that Stormy says threatened her. Cohen, or did he pay some unsavory “business associate” to arrange that? Is there a tape of that?
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And hopefully there are taped discussions of each and every arrangement. I just don’t think the Ol’ Pussy Grabber was quite ready for the level of scrutiny that the FBI and DoJ would give to a sitting president accused of possible treason. I think he can only conceive of his NY-NJ mob and fraud investigations in which he either stonewalled or bought off prosecutors. His biggest problem now is that this doesn’t go away no matter what he does. Firing Mueller won’t stop any of the investigations. The evidence has been gathered and properly catalogued… and it will be preserved by outgoing fired investigators as they did when Nixon fired Archibald Cox.
Huzzah!
Jack
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I think history will show that Trump’s biggest mistake in life was running for President.
hu·bris
ˈ(h)yo͞obrəs/
noun
noun: hubris
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