Festivus

Festivus 2020: This Year was made for FESTIVUS! Come Celebrate with Ye Olde Blogge


Man, has 2020 been one of the most disappointing years ever! And, you know what we think of when we think of disappointment and Christmas? That’s right, Seinfeld! And, what do we think of when we think of Seinfeld and the holidays? FESTIVUS!

If there weren’t a year where gathering via Zoom around the Festivus dinner table with family and friends to Air Grievances was made to order, it was this year. Can I get an AMEN? If there weren’t a year where we needed the Feats of Strengths, it is this year. It’s as if god were telling us to celebrate Festivus and forget all about Hanuka, Christmas, Kwanzaa, and any of those other mid-winter festivals.

This year, we here at Ye Olde Blogge, have decided to go all out for Festivus. We’re going to make multiple posts about Festivus and see if we can’t get everybody ready for the big big day.

It’s a FIVE Star Festivus

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Story of Festivus

Festivus is the holiday for the rest of us!

The Seinfeld Origins of Festivus

Festivus started in the ninth season of Seinfeld with an episode called The Strike! It is introduced when George opens a Festivus card from his father, Frank, in front of Elaine and Jerry. We find out that Frank invented Festivus when George was a child and that George HATES Festivus. Of course, in the next scene Kramer finds out about it, and, clearly, his curiosity is piqued.

The Costanzas, we are told, haven’t celebrated Festivus for years other than the card sent from father to son. It is unclear just how sporadically the card sending has been. But, with Kramer’s urging, a Festivus dinner is organized for this year on 23 December!

Frank Constanza tells Kramer this story of how the holiday came into being:

When George was a child, his father, Frank, had gone out to buy him a doll for Christmas. Frank found that when he was reaching for the very last doll of that kind, another man was reaching for it too. And, while he was beating the other man senseless, it occurred to the senior Costanza that there had to be a better way, “and a new holiday was born!”

The O’Keefe’s Origins of Festivus

But, wait there’s more: Apparently, the idea of Festivus came from Dan O’Keefe’s FATHER. Dan was one of the writers for the show. Although, I’ve yet to uncover any more of the origin story, there are differences between the O’Keefe family’s celebration and the Costanza’s. Those will be noted in the next section because the similarities are much more interesting, namely that Dan was embarrassed by it much like George was and didn’t want to bring it up in the writing room. His brother told the other writers about it and the episode was born!

If you have more information about the origins of Festivus, please share them in the comments. I’d love to hear them.

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The Traditions of Festivus

Here’s the inside skinny on Festivus:

  • DATE OF CELEBRATION: 23 December
  • The Festivus Pole: a tall aluminum pole is typically mounted in the corner of the family room. It is unadorned because Frank Costanza found tinsel distracting. This was not part of the O’Keeffe family Festivus tradition.
  • A clock is placed in a clear plastic bag and mounted on the wall. This was the main decoration used by the O’Keefe family for Festivus.
  • MAIN ACTIVITY: A family dinner consisting of either meatloaf (the Costanzas) or turkey and pecan pie (the O’Keefes).
  • AIRING OF GRIEVANCES: After dinner, those gathered at the celebratory dinner each take turns telling each other what’s been bugging them about someone present, not present, or just the world in general. This year we might could put a limit on the number of grievances that can be aired, okay?
  • FEATS OF STRENGTH: Once the Airing of Grievances has concluded, the Festivus festivities roll on to the Feats of Strength. As per the episode, this is wrestling between the dinner host and a chosen opponent. Festivus doesn’t end, according to the episode, until George pins Frank. You can find alternatives, especially since we’re Zooming our Festivus this year,
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What’s Next

Be on the look out for posts consisting of Festivus greeting cards and shopping opportunities! It’s all in good fun, just in time for the Holidays.

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“Happy Festivus” by The Master Shake Signal is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

4 replies »

    • Howdy Tally!
      It all sounds pretty wonderful and reminds me of my attempts to make mulled wine back in the heady days of my youth. It also reminds me of our years in Kenya where fire pits and bowls were ubiquitous and quite conducive to outdoor drinking on cold winter nights. I hope to see some posts about it all on your site or you’re sure to be named during the Airing of Grievances this year.

      Huzzah!
      Jack

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