We’re seeing the usual horserace bullshit coverage of Trump’s vIcToRy in South Carolina: He won by double digits! And, we’re seeing some push back from the more liberal and thoughtful press: 40% of SC Republicans voted against Trump! Then, the the usual scrum of 30% of SC Republican voters say they won’t vote for a convicted Trump.

Seriously? Let’s all take a deep breath, and take a look at some real numbers (hold on, it’s going to require some math):

  • POPULATION: According to the US Census, South Carolina has a population of approximately 5.3 million people.
  • 18+ POPULATION: Now, I did have to do some rough calculations that involved taking off my shoes and socks, but if 21% of the SC population is under 18 years of age, that means that there are about 4 million who are over. And, you know what I call someone who’s 18 years old or older? An eligible voter.
  • REGISTERED VOTERS: Now, we all know from reading our polling reporting that there’s a big difference between eligible voters, registered voters, and likely voters. In the 2020 general election, 3.5 million South Carolinians were registered to vote, 72% actually voted for those who are curious.

So, what does all of this mean? Let’s look at the actual numbers from the primary election:

  • TRUMP got 450,000 votes — OMG! That’s almost 60% of the vote! but it’s about 12% of the registered voters.
  • HALEY got just under 300,000 votes — OMG! 40% of the vote went against Trump! but it’s about 8% of registered voters.

So consider this: who actually voted in this primary? What was their motivation? I see it as one of three:

  • FEALTY TO TRUMP: The MAGA super faithful turned out to vote for the blundering blustering orange felonious I2I4 corruption bot.
  • I REALLY LOVE HALEY: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Phew! Sometimes I just crack myself up.
  • I REALLY HATE TRUMP: The wistful never Trumpers and Dems trying to pwn the Republicans and other registered miscreants.

Can we really generalize anything from such a motivated self-selected sample? Seriously? We can’t. There’s nothing to interpret. There’s no real meaning behind these numbers because it was a foregone conclusion that Trump would win this election back in 2020 when he got 72% of the vote.

Some conventional wisdom does apply, though. Essentially, Trump is an incumbent. When the incumbent faces a serious primary challenger, they often lose the general election. The only thing that you can remotely conclude from the GOP primary is that Trump no longer has a death grip on the GOP electorate. He still has on the politicians who have whiffed at every opportunity they’ve had to rid themselves of him, but the electorate is not necessarily in his pocket.

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