I was listening to The Rachel Maddow Show and she interviewed a guest about Trump’s inability to find a surety willing to pay his upcoming bond nearly half billion dollar bond in his New York civil fraud case. As a quick aside, does anyone believe he’s not going to stiff the Federal Insurance Company and Chubby Insurance Company for his $91 million dollar debt to E. Jean Carroll? I guess PT Barnum was right, there is a sucker born every minute. Man, in the words of Bugs Bunny, What a bunch of maroons!

Apparently, the incredibly growing fraud penalty — interest ratchets that baby up pretty quickly, amirite? — was something that Chubby could neither achieve nor sustain with unlike their willingness to hold Trump’s $91 million dollar limp dick.

Anywho, Susanne Craig, NY Times Pulitzer Prize investigative reporter was her guest, and she suggested that Trump had other options than some company willing to back a bond for the judgment against him in New York. He could rely on, say Iwanka and Jar-Jar Binks to use part of their $2 billion dollar pay off from the Saudis to do it.

After I quit literally rolling on the ground and laughing my fucking ass off, Maddow suggested that something other than his ass might be for sale, like national security secrets since he’s getting briefed on our national security secrets again. I guess that means, Saudi, Putin, Iran, or some other rich person who wants the secrets — weren’t there missing papers from the horde of secret documents he stole from the government? — he still has might could pay the bond and essentially own his fat flabby hairless lily-white ass.

My question to y’all is, what do you think, which is more likely Iwanka and Jar-Jar part with a quarter of their greasy sleazy Saudi dollars or Putin or some Putin-esque person puts up the money? Comment on that, y’all!