The news is full of breathless speculation on who I2I4 will choose as his VP. Frankly, it is just more normalization of Trump’s abnormality. I mean, Senator Rubio is on the list. For God’s sake, has anyone learned anything about the gross caricature of a human meat puppet? He’s giving him the Mitt Romney treatment. The hands thing was a deep narcissistic wound for Trump. He’s just avenging that by getting Rubio’s hopes up and seeing him dance for the position before he crushes him with a horrific rebuke.

The political press contributes mightily to our political crisis and is doing some heavy lifting in the destruction of our democracy.

Let’s apply narcissism and lessons learned over the past eight years to the process. What does Trump want in a VEEP? A bucket of warm piss. That’s what he wants. He wants a no body who will contribute nothing but adoration and do as told. They cannot have any ambition that Trump is aware of. They cannot be any threat or competition for him.

Not only do they have to have nothing that they can bring to the ticket, they can’t have anything to contribute to administration. They have to be willing to be Dan Quayle and play golf for the rest of their career and give occasional advice to shocked and appalled, yet still not sure of what to do, future VP’s of future fascist wannabe dictators when their limited values and morals are challenged.

That’s it. The only thing they do is check a box and give Trump something he can point to and brag about. Who on the list fits that bill better than Sen Tim Scott (R-Shuckin’ and Jivin’)?

Seriously, Stefanik? Really? The woman who shit canned her moderate credentials — something that seemed genuine, though — for the chance to be part of the leadership team of the 119th circle jerk Congress? Anyone with the kind of ambition and willingness to give their mother a frontal lobotomy if they could climb another rung higher that Stefanik has displayed would be worse than Mike “Gawd Says I’ll Be President” Pence in Trump’s view.

Kristi “The Puppy Executioner” Noem? I2I4 is laughing at her loser ass for having stepped in a pile of rotting dog corpse and not having the sense to wipe it off of her foot and continuing to track it around her home. She looks great, but anyone willing to tell the bald-faced lie that she met Kim Jung Un is too much competition for Trump. He only likes women that he can pay to do what he wants.

The spotlight hounds, Maddog Greene, Tucker Carlson, Kari Lake, Vivek Ramasmarmy don’t stand a chance. Trump will brook no competition for the spotlight.

The ambitious types who think of themselves as having a career like Greg Abbott, Nancy Mace, or Byron Donalds are not what the felonious authoritarian wants in a VEEP.

The people who don’t need him like Doug Burgham, Mike Pompeo, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders are not needy enough to be trusted by the paranoid deteriorating Trump.

The people who do need him like Ben Carson, JD Vance, and Tulsi Gabbard are too needy not to be considered losers and an albatross around his neck. He ain’t carrying no body.

That pretty much leaves Tim Scott who is as milquetoast as you can get and compares rather favorably to a bucket of warm piss… and we all know how much Trump loves him some pee hookers.

I’d love to hear your handicapping of the VEEP Stakes.