How many times has the Ol’ Pussy Grabber become president so far in his first 100 days? There was the speech to the Conjoined Congress and there was the 59 tomahawk missiles he prematurely shot off at Assad without declaring war being unable to distinguish between a nation state and a terrorist group. Is that it? Well, I think it is high time that thar boy became a real president. Let’s see how many events might coulda made a man outa him!