For several months now Rebecca and co. over at Wonkette have been calling the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s policies, the New Cruelty, kinda like the New Deal only with cruelty. I’ve always liked the coinage, but it wasn’t until I saw the picture of the Honduran family learning that their TPS was ending that I felt moved to use it. Luckily, Rebecca gave me permission, and I’ve produced these two memes. Help me make them popular.
Michelle Obama was so wise and wholesome, and these words reflect every bit of that. Again and again, the Obamas make me want to be a better person.
Just as the Constitutional Convention closed in 1787, Dr. James McHenry recorded this anecdote: Franklin was walking down the street outside of Independence Hall, when
Didn’t vote for Clinton, so you pissed away Obama’s last Supreme Court nomination. Now the Pussy Grabber could be looking at one or even two more nominations sealing a conservative majority on the Court for a generation. We could lose every gain we’ve made during the past 60 years. Didn’t vote for Clinton. Are you happy now?
A republic, if you can keep it. As it turns out old Ben Franklin was right. We aren’t able to keep our republic. We are increasingly authoritarian. A segment of the electorate likes and another is indifferent leaving us vulnerable to the Russians hacking our elections.
Oh look at me! I did sumpthin! I made a liberal snowflake cry on the internet! They’re all butt hurt now. I did sumpthin. I helped. The false sense of accomplishment and understanding that trolling the internet gives us will kill us. Our government and way of life are imperiled and we’re exchanging memes on the fucking internet with trolls.