If the Ol’ Pussy Grabber weren’t such a sad, pathetic, caricature of what it is to be human, and if he weren’t destroying so many lives and causing so much destruction, he’d be funny. Instead, it is just wincing pain and dread.

Rich Little made a terrific living off of imitations. He could do anybody. Very convincing. Maybe the Ol’ Pussy Grabber could do a stage act for the prison talent show or something, because, let’s face it, he loves him some imitation.

The latest was saying Puerto Rico with a Puerto Rican accent as real leaders do. It might not have been so bad, but then he repeated it in his standard smug condescending accent: We are also praying for the people of Puerto Rico… We love Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico.We also love Puerto Rico. What a sense of humor, that guy! You see the first three times he says it all funny-like, like they do in Puerto Rico, and then the fourth time, he translates it back to regular American. That shit is funny, amirite?

Take the fucking act on the road, man… take it the fuck far far away. Hey, it probably will play well in Moscow! Know what I’m sayin’?

Imitation, flattery, Ol' Pussy Grabber, Trump
Imitation

The other hilarious bits of flattery he’s laid out in the campaign:

Okay, I’ll get the mop and clean up the sarcasm that dripped off my ass.