Trump's America

The Ol’ Pussy Grabber BELIEVES His Own Bull Shit


This past week was another big one in land o’ the giant ego that is all things Ol’ Pussy Grabber. What with Comey out pimping his book, Higher Loyalty, the idiot Repubes immediately leaking the Comey memos the FBI turned over to them to Fox News like common pee hookers and shooting themselves in the dick (AGAIN!), Michael Cohen’s secret client #3 being revealed to be none other than, Sean Hannity (seriously watch Rachel Maddow’s dramatic reading of the trial transcript), you know the super secret client that had to be protected because Cohen needs to be considered a lawyer who has attorney-client privilege, but also, that Hannity didn’t have to reveal because they didn’t have an attorney-client relationship to be privileged about (It’s a conservative logic thing; you wouldn’t understand), the Karen McDougal suit and the BuzzFeed defamation suit both falling like veritable dominoes unconnected to the FBI raid on Michael Cohen’s super secret attorney-client privileged secrets. Seriously, this was not a week to spend trapped in a Minotaur’s maze or anything.

And that’s not to mention other ancillary news like Babs Bush dying and the Ol’ Pussy Grabber not attending the memorial service of a First Lady of the United States because the White House protocol office is as understaffed, inexperienced, incompetent, and unable to influence the Ol’ Pussy Grabber as every other office of the White House (It weren’t right when Obama didn’t attend Nancy Reagan’s service a few years ago or when W didn’t attend Lady Bird’s, but at least they were of the opposite party).

So, here’s the question many people are asking, How the fuck can the Ol’ Pussy Grabber be tweeting hysterical hyperbolic accusatory tweets about Comey, the Dems, and the news media? The answer, as always, is because he’s a NARCISSIST!

Because he’s a narcissist, he’s easily predicted and even more easily manipulated. It is the single most important thing to understand about him. It is what Putin, the Saudis, Kuwaitis, and every other country that has an interest in hurting the US knows and is doing. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find out that Sean Hannity has been compromised by the Russians via Michael Cohen and is being used as a conduit to feed the Ol’ Pussy Grabber disinformation. If it is true, remember that you read it here first — tell your friends.

Because he’s a narcissist, he literally believes his own shit doesn’t stink. Seriously, narcissists believe their own bullshit. They really believe they are the best. When the Ol’ Pussy Grabber said he had the best brain, he believed it. When he said he has the best words, believed it. When he said, he hired the best people, totally believes that one. When he said he wanted to go to the White House correspondents dinner last year, he totally believes that (a) he’s funny and (b) he could wing it.

And that is what makes the Ol’ Pussy Grabber so scary: he is absolutely confident that his every thought and action is that of a stable genius. No one can argue with him because he’s so sure he’s right. He won’t tolerate dissension, surrounds himself with sycophants, and will expel anyone who does cross him. Hell, he even makes a show of defying conventional wisdom and expectations.

It is the perfect storm for groupthink an open invitation for disaster. Groupthink is the tendency for groups to shoot each member in the dick because they won’t question their own superiority and consider alternatives. It’s great, I guess, when you’re running a frat unless you’re killing frosh during hazing, but it’s another when making national policy that affects the whole wide world like you know starting the Iraq War based on stupidity or gin up a reason to intervene in Viet Nam or believing that you can reduce the deficit by cutting taxes.

The only thing that has saved us from this clusterfuck is that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber fights with everyone including his own Congress. It is the only thing he knows how to do unless it is being unpredictable because it is the only way he can cover his own incompetence. I did that stupid thing because I was being unpredictable as a strategy. And, then he gets into a no-holds barred fight over it.

Anywho, that’s why the Ol’ Pussy Grabber keeps saying, doing, and tweeting stupid shit: he don’t believe none of it is stupid. He truly believes it is all stable genius shit.

We’re so fucked.

9 replies »

Howdy Y'all! Come on in, pardner! Join this here conversation! I would love to hear from you!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.