I’m sure you’ve seen the outraged tweets and incredulous headlines where the Ol’ Pussy Grabber declares that the Puerto Rico hurricane — yes THAT hurricane, Maria of 2017 — was a tremendous success in spite of it occurring on a remote and isolated island… Let’s do it in three-part harmony: WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK??!!1? Is he delusional?
But, you’ve probably never heard it being pulled directly from his ass on live TV recorded as it happened. So, here’s your chance. Just hit play.
Here are the highlights:
It’s started by a reporter asking what lessons he learned from Puerto Rico (the jokes on him, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber, like all personality disorders can’t learn! Ha ha! Such fun!) and how is he going to apply those lessons to Hurricane Florence making landfall now?
I think Puerto Rico was incredibly successful, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber actually wheezed that statement out of his anus. Puerto Rico, actually, was the toughest one of all because it is an island… you can’t truck things to it; everything is by boat. No shit. We moved a hospital into Puerto Rico… a tremendous military hospital… Well, it was actually a hospital ship that was never used to capacity because meh!
I actually think it was one of the best jobs that has ever been done with respect to what this is all about. I think the Puerto Rico was an incredible unsung success. Seriously 2,966 people died on 9/11, 2,975 people died because of Hurricane Maria… and he’s saying this on 11 September! Of all the tone deaf callous stupidity. It should leave you either sputtering with incomprehensible rage that this thing squats in our Oval Office defiling our government or just weep inconsolably for the ruined and wrecked lives that his ever expanding wake has floating in it. Holy syphilitic brain batman!
I actually think it was one of the best jobs that has ever been done with respect to what this is all about. I think the Puerto Rico was an incredible unsung success.
The best job was Puerto Rico, but no body would understand that. It was harder to understand; it was a very hard thing to do. He’s blaming the bankruptcy that the US forced upon Puerto Rico for their decrepit power grid and claiming the electrical generating capability was DEAD! DEAD! He said it twice or three times! Dead! When the only thing any sensible human being can think about are the nearly 3,000 needless deaths and the year and counting pain and suffering that we’ve needlessly inflicted upon AMERICANS!
We’ve gotten a lot of receptivity… a lot of thanks for the job we’ve done in Puerto Rico. Really? From who Mother Pence? Kellyanne? Omarosa? The sychophantic ass-licking that you demand from anyone who “works” for you?
After he notes that Hurricane Isaac is “skirting” Puerto Rico right now, he opens it up to more questions. Someone asks him if he knows the death toll in Puerto Rico, but he responds to another reporters question about the amount of money they”ll spend on the recovery effort from Florence.
He ignores the question about the death toll in Puerto Rico.
These are all unanticipated, so we’ll go to Congress… Jesus beat me with a bag of tits and hang me from a cross! How can hurricane season be unanticipated? How can worsening more intensive more frequent hurricanes and tropical storms be unanticipated?
Congress is very generous because we have no choice… this is the United [FUCKING] States [OF FUCKING STUPID]…He says it like he has no choice but to do these things, but he’d rather not, you know, money. He literally doesn’t want to spend government funds, except on himself. He probably can’t differentiate between government funds and property and his personal money and property.
We all predicted unmitigated disaster when the Ol’ Pussy Grabber was foisted on us by our worst enemy, but nothing could prepare us for just such close minded provincial thinking.
Suffice it to say, that this and the transference of nearly $10 million from FEMA to ICE to help with internment camps for immigrants at the beginning of the unanticipated hurricane season added up to glaring undeniable examples of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber at his most callous cruel heartless selfish unthinking malignant.
After this, I need, to drink a liter of transmission fluid and soak in a tub of battery acid just to get the stank off me.
Reblogged this on cabbagesandkings524 and commented:
Calico Jack – The jaw dropping, amazing out-of-touch-ness of the “unsung success”.
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Cn he possibly actually believe what he is saying? Oh, I tend to forget that truth and reality are irrelevant when he opens his mouth, and, if the backlash is sufficient, he will say he did not say that.
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Denial is as close as he’ll come to admitting an error. And, yes, when he says it, he believes it. And, if he contradicts it in the next breath, he has already rationalized it. And, if you ask him next week, he’ll say a third thing equally untrue and equally as believed by him.
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