How cray is this? The Ol’ Pussy Grabber said to the New York Post that he would authorize the declassification of documents “devastating” to the Democrats if they go the presidential “harassment” route by investigate him. Crazy right? But, he didn’t stop with the cray-cray there. It goes on! Specifically, he threatened to declassify the FISA and other warrant applications that the Mueller probe used! Wow! Now THAT’s really nuts, right? I mean that could expose methods and sources and all kinds of shit that could really damage the FBI and the way they conduct investigations. How crazy can you get? Well, okay, we’re talking about the bottomless pit of madness, so it gets worse! He then claims that these documents would expose a conspiracy between Mueller, the FBI, and the Clinton campaign to bring him down!
Now, that last claim really tears at the bounds of credulity because (a) it means he’s read these FISA and other warrant documents and hahahahahahahahahahaha, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber don’t read (he’s probably dyslexic, really, that’s my guess) and (b) there was such a conspiracy, but there ain’t one.
The Ol’ Pussy Grabber knows that there is no conspiracy so releasing those documents won’t expose squat. The Dems know this. The casual observer knows this. His followers believe him. How fucking gullible can someone be? There’s motivated reasoning — having a conclusion and then only using information that supports that conclusion to argue for it — and then there is schizoid reasoning that has to break the laws of physics to support your conclusion.
So, what’s he doing? Why’s he telling this lie: he’s gonna release him some big bad classified documents to expose the deep state conspiracy to stop him from making America great because everyone but him hates America.
He’s had plenty of opportunity and time to expose the witch hunt as he acknowledges to the Post, but doesn’t because… it’s better to do it later? It’s better for the country not to know how bad it’s been? Hell, he has no executive functioning. If he knew there was a smoking gun of a Mueller-FBI- Clinton campaign conspiracy against him, he woulda blurted it on the way to Marine One already. He woulda climbed up the steps to Air Force One with one of the FISA warrants stuck to his shoe. He woulda told Putin or the Prime Minister of Djibouti about it in the Oval Office. If it were true, he couldn’t keep that to himself. He’s incapable of any kind of self control, planning, execution of a plan, or managing his emotions.
Everything adds up to he’s bluffing. So why? Why’s he telling such a transparent lie and trying to pass off such a weak bluff?
It all traces back to his narcissism. First, he thinks his every thought is genius — he is the very model of a model stable genius after all — and no one could know that he’s not bluffing. He thinks if he threatens someone they will be shaking in their boots fearing the big bad counter-puncher. Narcissistic delusion.
Second, the Mueller probe is scarring him so much that he can’t even enjoy watching pee-hookers piss on the Resolute Desk and American values any more.
Third, he’s experiencing a narcissistic wound. He is feeling as if his incompetence is being exposed — it was never very well covered up, but his narcissistic delusion was always sufficient to keep him from perceiving it — and that the up coming House investigations are going to be exposing it even further. When a narcissist is cornered and wounded he lashes out and tries to hurt and scare his opponents.
The good news is that he’s bluffing to try to intimidate the likes of tough as steel former prosecutors like Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell and other tough mothers like Elijah Cummings. Sorry, mo’fo’ these guys are loaded for bear and they are coming for your ass. Just like Mueller has out maneuvered the Ol’ Pussy Grabber at every turn, the House Dems will, too. Mostly because the Ol’ Pussy Grabber cannot think strategically and cannot execute a plan to save his life.
The problem is that if the Dems do keep pushing and they should, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber is willing to destroy us all to save himself.
So there you have it. The Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s narcissism explains yet another idiotic statement and shot to the dick.