Reading Time: 7 minutes
TL;DR, I KNOW, right? Who has seven minutes to give for their democracy? That’s asking for a huge sacrifice! There are two big possibilities left. The second one is a killer, likely to work, and probably will be tried!
Reading Time: 9 minutes
WTAF? I know, RIGHT? But, there’s lots you can skip. It’s just boring Constitution and US Code stuff that governs how we elect a president. The juicy part — how he’s going to do it, how Trump is going to steal the election — is short and interesting.
Reading time: 4 minutes
Rather long for a meme, but you know, it’s the Supremes! They are important. If I die with a 7-2 conservative SCOTUS split, I will personally haunt every mother’s son who didn’t vote, voted third party, wrote in a candidate, or otherwise helped the Ol’ Pussy Grabber get re-elected, I swear to god.
Reading time: less than a minute
It’s a meme! A picture with a few words must speak volumes or something, right?
Given that the impeachment trial is now underway with all the rat-fucking that that will entail, and the GAO has just reported that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber has indeed broken the law in his Ukraine adventure, and the National Archives have reported altering pictures to help the Ol’ Pussy Grabber, and our foreign policy has sunk to the bottom of the outhouse pit, and our “deal” with China is underwhelming economists everywhere, and… well, you get the picture.
In our ongoing sometimes series, Fascification WATCH in which Ye Olde Blogge documents our seemingly irrevocable slide into fascism. Today’s issue: the threat to put the citizenship question on the census in spite of a Supreme Court decision preventing it.