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Get the low-down on the legislation before both Houses of Congress and what you can do to help get Turkey sanctioned (hint: call your MoC). Everything you need to know is here: facts, snark, names, sarcasm, phone numbers, profanity, and tips.
Do you think Erdogan was eavesdropping on the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s conversations about Syria and pulling our troops out? Do you think, Erdogan used that inside knowledge to manipulating the Ol’ Pussy Grabber into green lighting his genocide of the Kurds?
Once again we have a seemingly spontaneous out-of-the-blue take-everyone-by-surprise decision tweeted at us by the Pussy Grabber in Chief. This time he has decided that ISIS has been defeated — remember he knows more about ISIS than his generals do — so it is okay to bring the troops home. More than likely he’s just flailing because his so distressed by his legal jeopardy.
For several months now Rebecca and co. over at Wonkette have been calling the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s policies, the New Cruelty, kinda like the New Deal only with cruelty. I’ve always liked the coinage, but it wasn’t until I saw the picture of the Honduran family learning that their TPS was ending that I felt moved to use it. Luckily, Rebecca gave me permission, and I’ve produced these two memes. Help me make them popular.