Electoral College PETITION!

If you are a flinty old curmudgeon like me, then you have a keen appreciation for the ironic, sardonic, sarcastic, cynical, and depraved. Here’s what all the kids are digging on in snarky, sarcasticky, profaney land these days:

According to Founding Father and signer of the Declaration of Independence, Alexander Hamilton, the electoral college was made so that there would be one last check on who got to be elected president.

the office of president will never fall to the lot of any man who is not in an eminent degree endowed with the requisite qualifications.

As we all can see so clearly, if it had ever been in doubt, we can now clearly see that the Pussy-Grabber is in way over his head. He is not in an eminent degree endowed with the requisite qualifications of the office of the President.

If ever there was a time to pull this god’s foreskin trigger and plunge the country into chaos and consternation, it is now. To quote the Pussy-Grabber himself, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?¬† It’s a kind of Pascal’s wager, ain’t it? If you sign it, and it don’t do no good, have you lost anything? But, if you don’t sign it, and it could’ve done some good, you fucked up! And if you didn’t vote, or voted for a third party candidate, you better sign the fucking petition because you done stepped in it once. Don’t step in it again.

alexanderhamiltonecquoteNow, this is the delicious irony roast that is being served up to us. If you are an Originalist, meaning you believe that the only legitimate interpretation of the Constitution is that of the Founding Fathers — I’m looking at you Ted Cruz! — then, you can’t object to the electors voting for someone other than the Pussy-Grabber.

There is a petition started by some unthinking soul who has put himself in harms way. As of this writing it is about 120,000 signatures shy of 4.5 million. You could put it over the top and convince the electors to do their Constitutional duty and not put the most under qualified incompetent rapist grifter into the Oval Office. Here’s the link:

Please for the love of God, save us from the nightmare of a Trump presidency. Vote for Clinton and not the Pussy-Grabber or Mike Pence, please. Please. For the love of God, please!!!

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  1. “It is often when night looks darkest, it is often before the fever breaks that one senses the gathering momentum for change, when one feels that resurrection of hope in the midst of despair and apathy.” Hillary Clinton
    Is this nothing more than a pipe dream? I so wish for the electoral college to do the right, moral, ethical and intelligent thing here….they wont though simply because finding one ethical, moral, intelligent and rational man among them is difficult, finding enough of them to change the outcome is a pipe dream.
    Just sign me Smoking my pipe………..

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    • Howdy Suze!

      I agree. I’m not putting much stock in it. But, I signed. It’s kinda like believing in god. If you sign and it does nothing, you haven’t lost anything. But, if you don’t sign and it could’ve done something, then you’re guilty! A kind of Pascal’s wager.


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