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Can we all agree on two things:
(1) All real live Americans are guaranteed Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness; and
(2) Getting, but especially dying of, the covfefevirus would deprive us of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness; and
(3) No one has a greater right to Life Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness than anyone else. We are all equal in that way.
So, wearing a mask helps us preserve the Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights, n’est-ce pas?
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I KNOW, how could it be longer than, “He’s a narcissist! ‘Nough said.” But that’s not much of a blog post, though. I explain why narcissism makes him more likely to blunder into treason and be manipulated by Putin into committing treason than doing so as a result of blackmail.
Don’t respect yourself or your office, don’t expect others to either. The Ol’ Pussy Grabber got epic trolled!
Trump likes to boast that he is the very model of a modern stable genius. In other words, he thinks he knows everything, an expert in everything. He has absolute confidence in his thoughts and cannot learn from mistakes. But, he’s not an expert. He is the worst of the dilettantes. Experts have an entire arsenal of knowledge, experience, and tools at their disposal. Everyone else has a hammer and if hammering it don’t work, we’ll just carry on and hammer some more. Trump’s hammer is chaotic fighting over crises he’s conjured.
Well, that could’ve gone better! In the early days of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s regime that seemed to be their motto or at least what staffers were muttering under their breath. And, these folks couldn’t take two consecutive steps without dropping their concealed carry and shooting one of […]
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before! Okay, okay, so an economics advisor walks into the Oval Office and steals a letter from the puddle of pee left by a pee-hooker on the Resolute Desk! Oh, you’ve heard it? It would be funny if it weren’t so […]
The more he tries to prove he’s innocent, the more guilty he looks! The Ol’ Pussy Grabber tweets about Flynn and makes his obstruction of justice all the clearer! Classic case of give ’em enough rope…