We all remember the doctor’s “letter” that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s campaign emitted from its collective fat lily-white hairy ass a couple of years ago, right? You know the one that claimed that if elected, the Ol’ Pussy Grabber would be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency. Of course you do. It was the most ridiculous document ever forged. Let’s list some more of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s hyperbolic vainglorious self-assessment:
- His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.
- laboratory tests were astonishingly excellent
- a recent complete medical examination that only showed positive results
A twelve year-old ESL beginner could’ve done it better (pro-type: do a Google search for something similar). And, we all knew that the Ol’ Pussy Grabber wrote it because ridiculous, amirite?
If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.
The Ol’ Pussy Grabber via his personal physician, Harold Bornstein, December 2015
Now the truth can be told. The Ol’ Pussy Grabber dictated the letter to his long suffering humiliated physician.
Why would you try to pass off such a crappy facsimile of doctor’s letter? It was painfully transparent that no doctor worth her license would’ve written that thing. It was utterly clear that it was written by the Ol’ Pussy Grabber himself. So, why? You know why. He’s a narcissist.
A narcissist believes his own bull shit smells like lavender. He thinks that whatever the fuck it is he does, it is the best. Not only the best, but that everybody loves it. And not only that everybody loves it, but everybody believes it. And not only that everybody believes it, but everybody thinks it’s the best. An so on spinning off into nauseating self-congratulatory ass kissing.
You need another example oozing from the unfortunate Dr. Bornstein episode? The Ol’ Pussy Grabber thinks that we don’t realize he’s bald! He was so pissed that Bornstein copped to prescribing him a drug, Propecia, that treats both prostate issues and promotes hair growth. WTF? It’s like the Ol’ Pussy Grabber really does have his head stuck up his own ass.
Holy fucking Rogaine Batman pin me down and shave my ass, he actually thinks people are fooled by that stupid comb over. Of course he does; he’s a narcissist, so if he thinks they’re fooled, then they’re fooled.
If you’re not staggered by the sheer hubris of these two amazingly transparent frauds, then your head is probably stuck up the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s ass, too. If that’s the case, say hey to Sean Hannity for me.
All the best thoughts, man. All the best thoughts. For fuck’s sake.